Inspired by gurus of every universe—especially those of a galaxy far, far away—Tiki is an office mascot with the soul of a sage and the body of a totem. Don’t let his wooden appearance fool you; this guy has moves. A writer, an artist and a competitive hula-dancing genius (you have to see his “Kaholo” move), the Blue Guru has fought all things Average since times unknown. He even has “The Scar” to prove it. As the star of our weekly “Tiki Tuesday” social media post, Tiki embraces the limelight, where he grins at everything awesome and bears his teeth at anything Average**. **And lawn gnomes. Tiki hates lawn gnomes.